141 Funny Wednesday Quotes To Get You Through Hump Day

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Wednesday morning can be a tough pill to swallow.

But it’s still a brand new day and one that can be full of amazing things, if you start it with a positive attitude.

We’ve put together 141 funny quotes to ensure you have a wonderful Wednesday and kick on to the rest of the week.

So here’s to a happy hump day!

20 Funny Wednesday Quotes

“A Wednesday with no rain is a dry hump day.” 

Demetri Martin

“People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing. That’s why we recommend it daily.” 

Zig Ziglar

“Wednesdays are like Mondays in the middle of the week!” 

– Lee Fox Williams

“Elephants love Wednesday, and so will you.” 

Anthony T. Hincks

“On Wednesday afternoons I could be practically anything.” 

– Kit Williams

Funny Wednesday Quotes
Funny Wednesday Quotes

“When a day that you happen to know is Wednesday starts off sounding like Sunday, there is something seriously wrong somewhere.” 

John Wyndham

“The distance between insanity and genius is measured only by success.” 

– Bruce Feirstein

“One day your life will flash before your eyes. Make sure it’s worth watching.” 

– Gerard Way

“If opportunity doesn’t knock, build a door.” 

– Milton Berle

“Optimism is the one quality more associated with success and happiness than any other.” 

— Brian Tracy

Funny Wednesday Quotes
Funny Wednesday Quotes

“There ain’t no problem that some other dude didn’t have 1,000 years ago.” 

– Will Smith

“Wednesday can only dream of becoming Thursday.” 

– Anthony T. Hincks

“If all our national holidays were observed on Wednesdays, we could wind up with nine-day weekends.” 

George Carlin

“What’s in a Wednesday?

You! That’s who!

Happy Wednesday. ” 

– Anthony T. Hincks

“They didn’t want it good, they wanted it Wednesday.” 

– Robert A. Heinlein

Funny Wednesday Quotes
Funny Wednesday Quotes

“Inspiration is one thing and you can’t control it, but hard work is what keeps the ship moving. Keep up the good work.” 

Kevin Eubanks

“Don’t spend time beating on a wall, hoping to transform it into a door.” 

— Coco Chanel

“Either you run the day or the day runs you.” 

– Jim Rohn

“Either you run the day or the day runs you.” 

“Enthusiasm is the electricity of life. How do you get it? You act enthusiastic until you make it a habit.” 

– Gordon Parks

“Heaven knows the difference between Sunday morning and Wednesday afternoon. God longs to speak as clearly in the workplace as He does in the sanctuary.” 

– Max Lucado

21 Wednesday Quotes To Take On Hump Day

“Keep your head high, keep your chin up, and most importantly, keep smiling, because life’s a beautiful thing and there’s so much to smile about.” 

– Marilyn Monroe

“To some, it’s Hump Day. To us, it’s Wednesday’s getting its ass kicked and Thursday just asking Friday to switch places.” 

– Dwayne Johnson

“All progress takes place outside the comfort zone.” 

– Michael John Bobak

Funny Wednesday Quotes
Funny Wednesday Quotes

“The individual who says it is not possible should move out of the way of those doing it.”

Tricia Cunningham

“We choose to go to the moon and do these other things, not because they are easy, but because they are hard.” 

– John Fitzgerald Kennedy

“Just decide; what’s it’s gonna be, who you’re gonna be and how your gonna do it, and then from that point, the universe will get out of your way.” 

– Will Smith

“All our dreams can come true if we have the courage to pursue them.” 

– Walt Disney

Funny Wednesday Quotes
Funny Wednesday Quotes

“Develop success from failures. Discouragement and failure are two of the surest stepping stones to success.” 

– Dale Carnegie

“It’s not about perfect. It’s about effort.” 

– Jillian Michaels

“Difficult roads always lead to beautiful destinations.” 

– Zig Ziglar

“It isn’t the mountains ahead to climb that wear you out; it’s the pebble in your shoe.” 

— Muhammad Ali

“Commit to your goals – Once you have set your goals, you have to fully commit yourself towards achieving it.” 

Mia Conrad

Funny Wednesday Quotes
Funny Wednesday Quotes

“The only place where your dream becomes impossible is in your own thinking.” 

– Robert H Schuller

“The art of being happy lies in the power of extracting happiness from common things.” 

– Henry Ward Beecher

“Wednesday is a day to help others celebrate life. You and only you are accountable for what you extend and give to others. One smile not only increases your value but it gives joy to each person you meet.” 

–  Byron Pulsifer

“Wednesdays were the best thing about Atlantis. The middle of the week was a traditional holiday there. Everyone stopped work and celebrated the fact that half the week was over.” 

Walter Moers

“Keep your eyes on the stars, and your feet on the ground.” 

Theodore Roosevelt

Funny Wednesday Quotes
Funny Wednesday Quotes

“Fennel, which is the spice for Wednesdays, the day of averages, of middle-aged people. . . . Fennel. . . smelling of changes to come. ” 

– Chitra Banerjee Divakaruni

“Life is not about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.” 

– Lolly Daskal

“Every strike brings me closer to the next home run.” 

– Babe Ruth

“You will never plow a field if you only turn it over in your mind.” 

– Irish Proverb

“You may have to fight a battle more than once to win it.”

– Margaret Thatcher

22 Funny Wednesday Quotes To Start Your Day

“When you encounter various trials, big or small, be full of joy. They’re opportunities to learn patience.” 

Scott Curran

“On Wednesdays we wear pink.” 

– Mean Girls

“It will not be lonely on Wednesday when it has all around it.” 

– Anthony T. Hincks

Funny Wednesday Quotes
Funny Wednesday Quotes

“The foolish man seeks happiness in the distance. The wise grows it under his feet.”

― James Oppenheim

“Wednesdays will always bring smiles for the second half of the week.” 

Anthony T. Hincks

“Happy Wednesday! Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none.” 

– William Shakespeare

“Focus on good thoughts and good things will happen. Happy Wednesday stay positive. Think positive. Do positive a very good morning.” 

–  Anonymous

“Life is about making an impact, changing things and leaving things better than you found them.” 

– Munmi Sarma

“You’ve got to get up every morning with determination if you’re going to go to bed with satisfaction.” 

– George Lorimer

“Keep your face to the sunshine and you cannot see a shadow.” 

– Helen Keller

Success is walking from failure to failure with no loss of enthusiasm.” 

– Winston Churchill

Funny Wednesday Quotes

“Just one small positive thought in the morning can change your whole day.” 

– Dalai Lama

“The greatest mistake you can ever make in life is to be continually fearing that you will make one.” 

– Ellen Hubbard

 

“All growth depends upon activity. There is no development physically or intellectually without effort, and effort means work.” 

– Calvin Coolidge

“On Wednesday, when the sky is blue,

and I have nothing else to do,

I sometimes wonder if it’s true

That who is what and what is who.” 

– Winnie the Pooh

“Yesterday’s home runs don’t win today’s games.” 

– Babe Ruth

Funny Wednesday Quotes
Funny Wednesday Quotes

“Without the week, where would the week be?” 

– Anthony T. Hincks

“The future depends on what you do today.” 

Mahatma Gandhi

“Happiness is not something you postpone for the future; it is something you design for the present.” 

– Jim Rohn

“Opportunity is missed by people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.” 

– Thomas Alva Edison

Fun Wednesday Quotes
Funny Wednesday Quotes

“We become what we think about most of the time, and that’s the strangest secret.” 

Earl Nightingale

“Don’t let the fear of losing be greater than the excitement of winning.” 

– Robert Kiyosaki

20 Motivational Wednesday Quotes

“You miss 100 percent of the shots you don’t take.” 

– Wayne Gretzky

“When writing the story of your life, don’t let anyone else hold the pen.” 

– Harley Davidson

“It’s not the load that breaks you down, it’s the way you carry it.”

― Lou Holtz

“Let your smile change the world, but don’t let the world change your smile.” 

Connor Franta

“Decide what you want, decide what you are willing to exchange for it. Establish your priorities and go to work.” 

– H.L. Hunt

“Don’t let what you cannot do interfere with what you can do.” 

– John R. Wooden

“A problem is a chance for you to do your best.” 

– Duke Ellington

“Rise and rise again until lambs become lions.”

Robin Hood

“Life always begins with one step outside of your comfort zone.”

Shannon L. Alder

Funny Wednesday Quotes
Funny Wednesday Quotes

“When one door of happiness closes, another opens, but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one that has been opened for us.” 

– Helen Keller

“Work joyfully and peacefully, knowing that right thoughts and right efforts will inevitably bring about right results.” 

– James Allen

“I would rather die a meaningful death than to live a meaningless life.” 

Corazon Aquino

“Being strong means rejoicing in who you are, complete with imperfections.” 

– Margaret Woodhouse

“When we strive to become better than we are, everything around us becomes better too.” 

– Paulo Coelho

Fun Wednesday Quotes
Funny Wednesday Quotes

“If you want to achieve excellence, you can get there today. As of this second, quit doing less-than-excellent work.” 

– Thomas J. Watson

“If you can change your mind, you can change your life.” 

– William James

“Your ability to discipline yourself to set clear goals, and then to work toward them every day, will do more to guarantee your success than any other single factor.” 

– Brian Tracy

“Even if you are on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.” 

Will Rogers

“Instead of wondering when your next vacation is, you ought to set up a life you don’t need to escape from.” 

– Seth Godin

“I quit being afraid when my first venture failed and the sky didn’t fall down.” 

– Allen H Neuharth

19 Inspirational Wednesday Quotes

“Failure is simply the opportunity to begin again, this time more intelligently.” 

– Henry Ford

“The price of success is hard work, dedication to the job at hand, and the determination that whether we win or lose, we have applied the best of ourselves to the task at hand.” 

– Vince Lombardi

“Do the hard jobs first. The easy jobs will take care of themselves.” 

– Dale Carnegie

“Opportunities don’t happen, you create them.” 

– Chris Grosser

“The man who moves a mountain begins by carrying away small stones.” 

– Confucius

“The next time you feel slightly uncomfortable with the pressure in your life, remember no pressure, no diamonds. Pressure is a part of success.” 

– Eric Thomas

“A professional is someone who can do his best work when he doesn’t feel like it.” 

– Alistair Cook

“If you are not willing to risk the usual you will have to settle for the ordinary.” 

– Jim Rohn

“Nothing splendid has ever been achieved except by those who dared believe that something inside of them was superior to circumstance.” 

– Bruce Barton

Funny Wednesday Quotes
Funny Wednesday Quotes

Wednesday: Halfway to the weekend! Enjoy your day!” 

– Unknown

“Don’t judge each day by the harvest you reap but by the seeds that you plant.” 

– Robert Louis Stevenson

“Nothing ever comes to one, that is worth having, except as a result of hard work.” 

– Booker T. Washington

“The way to get started is to quit talking and begin doing.”

― Walt Disney

“I’m a greater believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it.” 

– Thomas Jefferson

“I’ve realized that being happy is a choice. You never want to rub anybody the wrong way or not be fun to be around, but you have to be happy.” 

Angelina Jolie

“Far and away the best prize that life has to offer is the chance to work hard at work worth doing.” 

– Theodore Roosevelt

“Nothing worthwhile comes easily. Work, continuous work and hard work, is the only way to accomplish results that last.” 

– Hamilton Holt

“Nothing worthwhile comes easily. Work, continuous work and hard work, is the only way to accomplish results that last.” 

“If you don’t go after what you want, you’ll never have it. If you don’t ask, the answer is always no. If you don’t step forward, you’re always in the same place.” 

– Nora Roberts

“Success does not consist in never making mistakes but in never making the same one a second time.” 

– George Bernard Shaw

16 Wednesday Quotes To Reach Your Goals

“Challenges are what make life interesting and overcoming them is what makes life meaningful.” 

– Joshua Marine

“Face reality as it is, not as it was or as you wish it to be.”

― Jack Welch

Fun Wednesday Quotes
Funny Wednesday Quotes

“There is no traffic jam along the extra mile.” 

– Roger Staubach

“Pain is temporary. Quitting lasts forever.” 

Lance Armstrong

“You can never cross the ocean until you have the courage to lose sight of the shore.” 

– Christopher Columbus

“Start where you are. Use what you have. Do what you can.” 

– Arthur Ashe

“When we train our minds to radiate positive view points, we will see positive results in our lives.” 

– John Vaulkner

“You must expect great things of yourself before you can do them.” 

– Michael Jordan

“What you get by achieving your goals is not as important as what you become by achieving your goals.” 

— Henry David Thoreau

“Real difficulties can be overcome; it is only the imaginary ones that are unconquerable.” 

– Theodore N. Vail

“Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work.” 

– Aristotle

“We must embrace pain and burn it as fuel for our journey.” 

– Kenji Miyazawa

“Courage is one step ahead of fear.” 

– Coleman Young

“Motivation is what gets you started. Habit is what keeps you going.” 

– Jim Ryun

“The number one reason people fail in life is because they listen to their friends, family, and neighbors.” 

– Napoleon Hill

“I attribute my success to this: I never gave or took any excuse.” 

– Florence Nightingale

22 Funny Wednesday Quotes To Lift Your Week

“Whether you think you can or whether you think you can’t, you’re right!” 

Henry Ford

“When people refer to ‘Back in the Day,’ it was a Wednesday. Just a little fun fact for you.” 

– Dane Cook

Fun Wednesday Quotes
Funny Wednesday Quotes

“My job is to give people who work hard all week something to enjoy on Saturdays and Wednesdays.” 

– Arsene Wenger

“Happiness is an attitude. We either make ourselves miserable, or happy and strong. The amount of work is the same.” 

– Carlos Castaneda

“Happy Wednesday! Cast your love to all, trust in the team to which you are joined, and do not do wrong to others for your own self-gratification.” 

Byron Pulsifer

“Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn’t know you left open.” 

– John Barrymore

“Whatever I have tried to do in life, I have tried with all my heart to do it well; whatever I have devoted myself to, I have devoted myself to completely.” 

– Charles Dickens

“Don’t wish it were easier. Wish you were better.” 

― Jim Rohn

“You don’t have to see the whole staircase, just take the first step.” 

–Martin Luther King, Jr.

“Happy Wednesday! You are who you are; be happy with what you are called to do. Do not pretend to be like someone else for your gifts are unique to help lead you to the success as only you can define. Have a good day.” 

– Byron Pulsifer

“Nothing can stop the man with the right mental attitude from achieving his goal; nothing on earth can help the man with the wrong mental attitude.” 

– Thomas Jefferson

“There are more myths about Black Wednesday than the Greeks ever created.” 

– John Major

“A little progress each day adds up to big results.” 

– Satya Nani

“To accomplish great things, we must not only act, but also dream, not only plan, but also believe.” 

– Anatole France

“The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now.” 

– Chinese Proverb

“Time is too slow for those who wait, too swift for those who fear, too long for those who grieve, too short for those who rejoice, but for those who love, time is eternity.” 

— Henry van Dyke

“I don’t want to get to the end of my life and find that I lived just the length of it. I want to have lived the width of it as well.” 

– Diane Ackerman

“A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks others have thrown at him.” 

– David Brinkley

“Somewhere in the world someone is training when you are not. When you race him, he will win.” 

– Tom Fleming

“Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.” 

— Mark Twain

“Be miserable. Or motivate yourself. Whatever has to be done, it’s always your choice.” 

Wayne Dyer

“Every mistake you make is only increasing your odds of succeeding.” 

– Nick Laporta

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